GreaserRapist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Evangelion Collab]

evanGAYlion sucks, and u made it even worse,
u didnt realy parody evangeilon u just made a buch of in jokes using the chareters, also all of u misset the point of the show...not like thers any point to it sense its fake deep philosofical nonsensse,but beck to the main point..this is unfunny ,gay, stupid, son of a bitch,and u should feel bad,well 1 start for effort.

RGPAnims responds:

#GAYlionshaverights

[Bandit in the Bazaar]

Nice generic arabian market setting, literally 0 creativity 0 soul 0 effort so subpar and unoriginal, only done as an excuse to draw this (borderline pedophilic) nasty tiny dragon with giant tits and ass. And the art isn't much better the perspective is inconsistent and the art "style"... can you even call it a style, at this point that's just the dafault for generic furry porn commission animators that use newgrounds and twitter, any way the art style isn't much better, it's just boring thin lines and unremarkable choppy animation that uses the least amount of key frames possible, look bro stick to porn ok? Animated films clearly aren't your strongest suit. (don't reply with smug chanspeak)

PlagaLurks responds:

thanks, man!

[Mark Plays Animated - Parappa The Crapper]

lol!!!!

shaggy2dope98 responds:

glad you enjoyed, fonz-man

[Mutated Pizza]

very very good look pizza ... wow ... do u have more video of pizza like this? i like how it moves.. it looks so cute and help less.. lol... did it see some thing... becase the eye looking at something and shake.... like it is scared.. hehe.. dont worry little guy.. im here to help you... i wish i could be its guardian.. there to protect it when its in trouble... give him little belly rubs to calm him down after a long day... and vice versa too.. i bet he would feel very good when rubbed around on my belly... THE HOT SAUCE WOULD GET ALL OVER ... when i need a friend to cuddle with the pizza would be with me ... mmmm ... i rate it 4 star ... and a half, because w dont see enough of the pizza ... i think you could animate it a little bit more too.. more movement, especially it squirming ... maybe the next part could have it in pain or try to running away from a monster or attacker ... i want to see it be a victim.. maybe it could squeak and squeal when afraid .. akin to a baby monkey when they get hurt.. that would be very nice... if we get to see more of this pizza..?⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it is 5 stars to you my friend...

MrHappyGoLucky responds:

The pizza was reacting to a man whose description matches yours a little hmmm... too closely. Look, I can’t prove it was you yet but we found DNA evidence inside the poor thing and we can just see what it has to reveal.